Picture this: You're thinking about posing for a nudie-magazine, but you're not sure about it (also, you're a woman... just go with me on this). Who do you call for advice? Why, the skankiest stupidest whore you know of course. That is, besides yourself. On a completely different story, Heidi Montag recently called Kim Kardashian to ask if she should pose for Playboy.

"I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,'" Kim told MTV News. "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?'"

Kim posed naked for the December 2007 issue, so she knows all about it. Her repsonse to Heidi: "Go for it." Like it would be anything else.

"I think that now's the time," Kim said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind."

Other things on Kim Kardashian's classy list: bedazzled underwear, movies made in that France city, any fish that doesn't start with "gold", Franzia: the world's most popular wine, bread WITH butter and dates where no one vomits on themselves. Man, that's artsy.