When Jennifer Aniston was wondering what to wear to the 2009 Women In Film Awards, I bet she went, "Hmmm, you know, I want to be Xena: Warrior Princess, but I've also got this cold baked potato I'm going to want to eat warm later. I wish I could somehow solve both problems at once." I'd make fun of her ridiculous tinfoil outfit more, but she said she'd split the potato with me and I'm not one to pass up a free meal. Just, for the love of god, don't ask where she heats it up.
