Living with Hulk Hogan would be tough. Even the memories might drive someone insane - all those "oooooh yeahs" and "brothers". I don't think I could do it, and I'm the toughest man alive (don't check into that. It's true, just believe it). Therefore, it's not surprising that Linda Hoga is using some of the $40,000 she receives in alimony each month to buy drugs. That is, according to her former hairdresser.

According to the St. Petersburg Times, Linda Hogan's ex-hairdresser, Tracy Morgan, testified in a Florida court earlier today during a hearing to lower Linda's alimony, and while on the stand claimed she cashed checks for Linda, which the mom of two allegedly used to buy prescription medication.

"She was actually buying drugs with the money," Morgan said in court. "She told me that."

Other people testified to say that Morgan used pills, marijuana, served alcohol to minors and even snorted coke on a boat once. Of course, Linda is denying all of it.

Still, I'm going to have to believe Tracy Morgan. First of all, she's got an awesome name, so that gives her bonus points. Second, she's a hairdresser and they know everything. I remember the last time I was in my barber's, Chappy's on East 5th Street, and I told him all my secrets. I couldn't help it, but sitting in that chair, I just spilled my guts. Of course, Chappy took it all in, not saying anything, just occasionally reminding me that I wasn't supposed to drink Peach Schnapps while getting my haircut and that I needed to wear pants at all times. Oh that Chappy, he's a good guy... but if he ever squeals about what I've told him, I'll slit his throat, you better believe it.