Celebrity feuds are awesome. Wait, let me take that back. Real celebrity feuds are awesome - see, they have to include real celebrities. When Al Roker makes fun of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, and they don't know who he is, it doesn't count. Apparently, Al yelled at them on Monday's Today show, which confused the idiot duo:

"People keep on referring to this weatherman like I'm supposed to know who he is," Spencer told Usmagazine.com hours after Roker -- whom The Hills star admits he thought was just a fan from off the street -- told him people think he acts like a jerk. "So a shout-out to Weatherman, who I guess got to even hang out with us this morning."

"This weather guy was definitely out of line, and he should stick to predicting cloudy days," Heidi said.

Heidi was not all full of sunshine, though, after Roker 'attacked' her. Apparently she cried all the way home. Big surprise there, right?

"Please do not be rude to women in the future. Please do not be rude to me. Please watch your tone, especially if you have a mother or a wife or a daughter. I don't think that they would appreciate you talking to them like that," Heidi said. She did go on to say she wasn't mad about it. "I forgive you, you don't even have to ask me, I already forgive you. It's OK. The devil gets into all of us sometimes. You're forgiven. It'll be a sunny day tomorrow, Weatherman!"

Roker, your response?

"Heidi and Spencer are young and eventually will realize there is more to life than fame," he posted on Twitter Monday evening. "And by putting them on, we are playing into their evil plot for world domination. For that, I apologize. Mwuh ha ha ha ha."

Oh Weatherman, you're so wacky. In fact, everyone should get fun nicknames to go along with this ridiculous story. Let's see, Spencer can be "douchebag", and Heidi can be "douchebag", and MTV, for making them famous, can be "douchebag channel." There, now everyone's happy. Crap, I've made Heidi cry again.