Look, I'm not going to lie, I had no idea who Ashley Greene was. The only reason I cared is she showed up to the Rock & Republic Robertson store opening party is a dress that made her boobs look like they were exploding upwards in some sort of Michael Bay special effect. Also, it had a zipper right near the top that said, "Yes, I do want to be pulled, but do you want to go to jail? These are the questions of life." It turns out Ashley was in a movie called Twilight. I think I heard about this movie once when a girl was talking to me. You know, I try to drown them out but sometimes words slip through and my whole day gets messed up. Anyway, boobs.