The news about Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt's split is making its way around Hollywood, and everyone's got a snarky comment to make. Lauren Conrad, formerly of The Hills and now of, um, nothing, was on The Billy Bush show when it was brought up. Lauren had dated Doug way back when and showed more emotion after learning the news than she ever had in her life.

"I didn't know that!" she said. "I thought they were a good match."

Lauren then hilariously badmouthed both of them for 20 minutes. She said the heiress ruled the relationship and Doug was just along for the ride. Because nothing is hotter then when a girl gets all catty. Am I right, fellas?

"(Doug) had fun," Lauren said of the formerly inseparable pair. "That's all that matters."

"Oh wait," Lauren continued. "I meant that Doug had herpes. That's really all that matters." Yep, it sure is.