Remember when Donald Trump told Miss California winner and gay-hating Carrie Prejean that she could keep her crown? Those were the good days, apparently. Yesterday she was fired from that job. It's too bad a beauty queen isn't removed from her throne the way other queens are - I would have enjoyed a good beheading.

Miss California USA Executive Director Keith Lewis said in a statement that Prejean was fired from her post "based solely on contract violations including Ms. Prejean's unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA Organization." (AccessHollywood.com)

Carrie went on The Billy Bush Show, where he broke the news that she'd been fired. Carrie did the responsible thing, of course, and blamed everyone but herself.

"That's the first that I've heard of it Billy," Prejean said of her firing. "It's just because of my answer, I think. None of this would be happening right now if I just said, 'Yeah, gays should get married. You're right Perez Hilton."

Carrie complained that she had been working with the organization and making appearances as Miss California. Of course, speaking at events like "Gays are Garbage" and "Jesus Great, Queers Suck" are maybe not what they were thinking of.

Now, in May, Miss California Co-Executive Director Shanna Moakler quit. She claimed she'd lost faith in the Miss Universe Organization after Carrie was able to keep her crown. Today, Shanna came back to the media to gloat.

"First and foremost, my faith has been restored in the Miss Universe Organization and with Donald Trump. I believed eventually what I intimately knew would come to fruition," Moakler said in a statement to Access Hollywood.

Don't worry, Carrie whined about that too.

"Of course I want to be Miss California USA," She told Bush. "I earned it. I deserved it. I won. I beat out 90 other girls. This is something that I did and accomplished and I would like to continue to be Miss California USA but the director's obviously... Shanna doesn't like me... I mean the only one that likes me is Donald Trump."

Don't worry Carrie, even if everyone hates you, you know you always have Jesus. Jesus always loves you and... wait, I'm getting a report here...no, it turns out Jesus hates you too. Sorry. Turn in your crown. We'd ask for your dignity too, but that's long gone.