Remember those rumors a while back about how fat Jessica Simpson was? I sure don't, not when she's walking around New York with the best damn push-up bra ever. Not that I could confirm anything even if she was chunky, my eyes are permanently glued to her upper region. There may be some fat below those puppies, but I just. can't. seem. to. look. down. Sorry guys. I wish I could do my journalist duty and report all the facts, but I'm going to have to take a pass on this one. If you're so interested, you take your eyes away and look at the rest of her body. Yeah, didn't think so.