Someone sent me this pic of a sexy short-haired girl, and I was all interested. Then she opened her mouth to reveal she was Kim Karsashian and I was all vomiting. Kim changed her hair to be on the cover of Oprah's O Magazine.

“This shoot was the first time I worked with famed hair stylist Ken Paves. He completely transformed my hair! Check it out! We used a wig!" she wrote on her blog. "This isn’t the first time I’ve experimented with wigs haha. Remember my blond wig?? What do u think of me with short hair?"

Darnit Kim, stop messing with your hair. It means I have to keep writing about it. I don't want to, I have to. Everyone knows that if the celebrity blogs don't pay attention to you, then you die, and I'm not having that on my conscious. It's the same way for all celebrity whores. Why do you think I keep writing about Heidi Montag? Not by choice, let me tell you.