I'm a simple man of simple tastes, which is why I nearly needed to change my pants after learning of Piranha 3-D. Yes, that's right, a movie about evil piranha attacks, BUT IN 3-D! It's gonna be so bad that it magically transforms to best movie of the year. To add to the awesome, Kelly Brook and Riley Steele are in it, and judging by these pictures, they're not on screen to use their wits. If it's like every other horror movie, these two will perform slutty deeds before eventually dying a gruesome bloody death, most likely at the hands (teeth) of the piranhas! IN 3-D! Ok, now I do need to change my pants.