Bret Michaels thought rock bottom was doing heroin until you're found lying in a puddle of your own vomit by a hotel maid with every one of your bandannas tied around your wang. He was wrong. Rock bottom is being a former-musician now VH1-reality star who gets knocked on his ass by a giant sign that says "BROADWAY" while performing at the Tonys. Now, I didn't realize that rock bottom was hilarious, but it sure as hell is. I watched that video like 12 times in a row, and it kept getting funnier every time I saw it. Every Monday needs a good laugh, right? Thanks Brett.