I had to look up who Whitney Port is, and learned she was on The Hills. I thought I knew every superficial idiot there without ever watching an episode, but I guess I was wrong. Wikipedia couldn't tell me, though, why she decided to dress like a hobo with her ass hanging out of a ripped garbage bag. That's not a complaint, mind you, just a fact. I'm hoping she's going for that look from Zoolander, where fashion was made out of living on the streets. Man, that's hot. Let me tell you, I've been with my fair share of crazy bag ladies, and there's nothing sexier than doing it in an old refrigerator box. Nothing!