It may shock you that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have to be the center of attention at all times. Of course, when I say "shock", I mean the one you get from sticking your fork in the electrical socket to avoid paying attention to them. Well, I've got good news and bad news. The duo can't stand being part of a cast of others, so they're quitting NBC's I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!. This means they won't be on your TV, but they will be back in your country.

The bratty newlyweds, who star on MTV's "The Hills," seem to mean it this time after ditching the NBC competition show at least twice, then changing their minds.

"I'm a Celebrity," which premiered Monday, airs from the Costa Rican jungle, with semi-famous people competing for food, supplies and TV screen-time. (AP)

NO! We were so close to having them in the jungle. Think of all the awful ways they could have died! There are snake bites, quicksand, angry natives, weird diseases, falling off a cliff, falling off a mountain, drowning... *Sigh* I know, I shouldn't even think such things. It's just teasing me now.