That may be the weirdest title I've ever written, but it's apparently accurate. Daniel Radcliffe had his first sex scene in December Boys in 2007. He was all ready to be horny and simulate the deed in front of hundreds of people, but then found out how boring it is.

"Whenever you watch those scenes you think, 'That must be so sexy to do and wouldn't that be amazing?' You wonder how those actors manage to control themselves but when you're doing it and there's people watching you, there's nothing sexy about it at all," he said. "It is not in the least bit exciting, no matter how beautiful the girl is." (The Sun)

Daniel, you may want to check yourself because I'm pretty sure you've got a bad case of "I'm in the closet blues." I know I was dry-humping at school dances in front of many people throughout my awkward growing-up years, and it was still awesome. I don't care what kind of sex it is, be it real, simulated, imaginary or solo, it's still the best time ever. Now, paging Megan Fox, I think it's time for our closeup.