I don't watch the MTV Movie Awards. If I wanted to see beautiful people accepting fake awards, I'd just look in the mirror. Why yes, I would like this Hairbrush of Excellence, thank you. Still, this clip from yesterday's show is pretty awesome. Sacha Baron Cohen, in promotion of his new film Bruno, ends up teabagging rapper Eminem. The whole thing is obviously fake (let us not forget that at the 2002 show, Eminem punched a puppet because it was annoying him. If this was unexpected, the rapper would have literally shot Sasha in those balls rubbing against his face), but still kind of funny. I mean, who hasn't wanted to rub their junk on Eminem at one point or another. No one? It's just me? Oh well, you're missing out.