Tom Brady gets paid to get sweaty and be hands-on with men. This is why he runs right off the field at the end of every game and has a ridiculous amount of sex with supermodel Giselle Bundchen. Just know, he's only doing it for fun and not for procreation. God would be pissed, but hey, he's a Patriot's fan.

The NFL star told the Boston Herald that his wife, supermodel Giselle, is not pregnant, despite rumors.

"No. No. One is enough," he told the newspaper.

So no more babies for Tommy, despite what everyone is saying. That's probably good for Giselle - when he got ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan pregnant, he immediately left her. It was a move that was equally mean and hilarious.

"I've got dogs," he said. "That's all I need."

Tom went on to add, "And sex with supermodels. Seriously, I need that too."