Lads, don't ever trust a woman with a secret. They promise they can keep it, but then, there they are, blabbing away to all the girls they know. Kara DioGuardi, the American Idol judge, did just that when she went on The View. They were talking about contestant Adam Lambert and if people judged him on his sexuality - nevermind the fact Adam has never admitted he's gay.

"Well, first of all, I hope not ... because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and (he) had that," Kara said.

Then Kara put on some Elton John, sequined all of Adam's clothes and threw him into a gay pride parade - figuratively speaking of course.

"I don't think that Adam [Lambert] was ever in [the closet]," she added. "I think he was always openly out."

No Kara, he's never been openly out, and that's why you're an attention starved whore who needs people to be talking about her. This is just like the time my high school girlfriend got on the loud speaker and announced that I've always wanted to be a ballet dancer and sleep each night in a tutu, dreaming about what could have been. Uh, I mean, it would be like that, if that ever happened, which it didn't. Seriously, it didn't. Shut up, go away. *shuffling feet from first position to second position nervously.*