Forget children, it's Chris Brown who says the darndest things. The singer/Rihanna-smacker put out a Youtube video where he talks about his new album and all the great things he's been doing recently. Thennnnnnnn he throws something in right at the end.

In (the video), the 20-year-old singer leans in and speaks directly into the camera, which appears to be positioned in front of a bowling lane. He talks about his new album called "Graffiti," and a single expected this summer.

Then he says: "Everybody that's haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love you. I ain't a monster." (GMA News)

Yep, this one's for the Chris Brown's fans - all three of you. Go on, stick up for your hero. For the rest of America though, please forward this video to everyone you know, tack it up on your Post Office wall and hold community-watch meetings to talk about the "Chris Brown" issue, because, seriously, this is the face of a monster. Smack smack smack.