Katy Perry did an interview with Complex Magazine where she was, as always, perverted and awesome. The reporter mentioned that celebrity gossip blogs like to talk about her boobs, so she decided to feed the dirty fire.

"People are always like, 'Well, yours are fake,' and I’m like, 'No, I just don’t go around screaming they’re not fake,'" she said. "It’s all about doing push-ups. You know that, right? The push-ups keep them good and not like armpit pancakes.

Armpit pancakes are probably the most horrific visual image anyone has ever put into my head. Thanks Katy. She went on to describe how her ex-boyfriend, musician Travis McCoy, loved everything she's got up-in-there.

"I mean, I didn’t know how to use my curves growing up. I was a little boxier, and now I understand that I’m so attracted to that pin-up woman because I have that curvy thing," she said. "I’m not like Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian, but it’s there. That hourglass is there in some ways. You can ask Travis. It’s probably the best. [Laughs.] I’m probably going to get into trouble for saying this, but he said he was never a boob guy, he was always a butt guy, until he met me. ’Cause my s--t don’t sag."

Oh Katy, you've won our hearts with your soft-spoken ladylike ways. You're always the classiest girl at any social event. Don't ever change, you doll.