Hayden Panettiere throws herself into the celebrity political arena with a viral video supporting John McCain, except she also compares him to smoking and not wearing a seat belt. Get it? She's being ironical. I was about to rip her for being so hyperbolic, but then I realized McCain and Sarah Palin have been going around for the past few weeks basically calling Obama a terrorist, so I suppose they sort of asked for it.

I must admit, I like the way Hayden drops a couple of F-bombs with authority, leading us to believe that in real life she's one of those cute little things with a gutter mouth, which makes her so much hotter in a twisted, no-longer-jail-baity sort of way. Of course, Remember the Titans was on HBO the other day and I was more than a little disturbed when I realized that movie came out when I was in college.

Anyway, one can only imagine how John McCain would react to this...

Don't get it? Just watch this video before you send me an e-mail calling me a bleeding heart liberal commie.