Supermodel Adriana Lima is pregnant! She was knocked up by her new husband, NBA player Marko Jaric. Have you ever heard worse news? There is nothing more awful than a Victoria's Secret model getting fat. Nothing! Not kicking puppies, not craving a potato chip before realizing you ate the last one, not finding your mother in bed with me - NOTHING! Oh god, I don't think I can get through today. At least I have my bag of potato chips so I'll be OK and... There are none left. I ate the last one. OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!