Great, just what the world needs - another ranting, raving Gibson. Apparently, the rumors are true - Mel Gibson confirmed on Jay Leno last night that he's having a baby with his girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Joy!The two began talking about Mel's failed marriage, where the actor skirted all questions and claimed to be at fault for everything. Apparently, Mel has begun his plan to take on all the world's sins, so when the Jews finally kill him, his place as God's chosen son will be fulfilled. Amen.
Gibson, 53, said he took the blame for the divorce. "My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we've been separated ever since then," Gibson said. "These things happen. It's unfortunate, it's sad, but you know she is an admirable woman – we still got kids together. We're friends."They then talked about the baby, where Mel said that, yes, this would be his eighth child. Yes, eighth.When Leno pressed Gibson by asking, "So what happened?" Gibson replied, "Look. When it's all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I'm to blame. If you're inclined to judge, put it here."
Leno said, "The rumor I have heard is that you guys are going to have a child?" Gibson then confirmed, "This is true. We're gonna have a child." Piling it on, Leno joked, "So that will make 29? " Quickly, Gibson responded, "Well, actually eight. I guess I'm Octo-Mel."You know, in a fight between obnoxious, evil, egotistical celebrities who apparently love to breed, Mel Gibson versus Octomom would be a good battle. I think Gibson would win though, just because he's got Prayer on his side - no, I don't mean the religious act. Prayer is the name of his professional boxer fourth child. Also on his side, his other children: Jesus, God, Faith, White, Power, and World Without Jews. Ah, family.
