There's a rumor going around that Tom Brady completed a long pass into Gisele Bundchen's hoo-hoo and now she's super preggers. I don't know. These photos were taken this weekend and she still looks hot and skinny to me, but models get pregnant all weird like. They gain exactly three and a half pounds, have the baby, and are back in a bikini for a covershoot the next day. Meanwhile, they hate their newborn child for being skinnier than them. Luckily, this is all cleared up with a nice, relaxing round of coke up the nose. It really is so hard to be beautiful... What was I talking about again? Oh yes, Gisele Bundchen is hot and she can have hot babies if she wants. Case closed.