Rihanna went to JFK Airport in New York and decided to make herself look like Mickey Mouse for some insane reason. The two black puffballs on top of her head were just a little less strange than the sunglasses worn inside and her sneers at the camera. For someone who's been avoiding the media for months, Rihanna, you're not doing such a good job at staying incognito. You know, if you're copying cartoons, why not choose one who is actually good at hiding, like Batman? Dude, Rihanna would make one hell of a Batman... that is, until she faced her nemesis: assault and battery at the hands of a boyfriend. Something tells me she wouldn't win that battle.