Last night was the finale of American Idol. Oh yes, it's finally over. Now, thank god the producers knew there were a slew of boyfriends clawing out their eyes as they were forced to watch. Toward the end, the famed Katrina "Bikini Girl" Darrell came out in, surprise, a bikini and high heels and sang a song. I don't care what song, I wasn't paying attention. Not to be upstaged, fourth-wheel judge Kara DioGaudi joined in, and even unzipped her dress to show her own black bikini.

“What a stomach, Kara,” Ryan Seacrest commented.

I'm never going to complain about two women showing off their bodies for my amusement, but this was quite a stupid stunt. Well, not for Bikini Girl - she knows her place in life (check the box that says 'whore'). But Kara? I know she doesn't have her contract sealed up for next season, but does she really need to go this route to get our attention? You decide. It's time to vote America. Call 1-800-IMDESPERATE to make your choice... Yes, I know it's too many letters, it's not a real number.

Ps. I'm sorry about the terrible video. It's really the only one there is. Still, I'm amazed I found it. Who was sitting at his TV last night filming this show with a camcorder? Sir, let me introduce you to a thing I call "a life."

Pps. Kris Allen won the contest. I know, I don't know who that is either.