Why are all the hot ones crazy? Cameron Diaz is apparently the Al Gore the bathroom - instead of saving the world with slideshows, she's doing it by being disgusting.

“I do follow the, ‘If it’s yellow leave it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down’ saying. I believe in that 100 per cent," she said to Jay Leno. “But there are a couple of rules. You can’t go more than two or three times, if it’s consecutive, if you’re drinking a lot of water, without flushing. But if you have coffee or something, it’s going down!”

Seriously, hippies are gross. I wonder if I could stop her. Like, for every time Cameron doesn't pull that lever, I flush my own toilet five times. I bet she would get frustrated enough and just go sit by the pool in a bikini to calm down. Ladies and gentlemen of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, I present to you my awesome project.