John Mayer played a prank on the paparazzi last weekend. Or at least, he thought it was a prank. Everyone else just thought it was just dumb. John got dozens of ladies to leave red lipstick kisses on his face and shirt during a boys' night out at a club. He even twittered about the whole thing, just to let people know how awesome he was.

"Trying to procure as many red lipstick kisses on my face as I can. Trying to gag photogs and make a joke," John wrote that night.

About an hour later, he wrote that he was done getting all the ladies on him.

"Okay, check it. Just spent the last hour getting the reddest lipstick on me for a gag. When you see the pics of me leaving the club covered in kisses, it's all a gag," he wrote.

Oh, we'll "check it," John Mayer. Really? Your idea to mess with paparazzi is to get women to kiss you all night? Um... good one, John, you got us. Next time we'll be surprised when you eat an elegant 12-course-meal and finish your night diving through piles of your money like Scrooge McDuck. I never thought I'd say this, but if you want to prank someone, go see Ashton. At least then the two of you can be tools together.