You think you've got problems? What about poor Jessica Biel. Apparently, casting directors don't like to see her for parts because she's too attractive. No, I'm not kidding. She whined about it to Allure Magazine.

"Yeah, it really is a problem," Jessica said. "I have to be blunt."

Jessica said that she wants a career like Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, who don't suffer the same tragedies that she does. Really, Jessica? You're picking those two and saying that it's hard to be beautiful in Hollywood. Are you an idiot? No, no, again, you're just full of yourself.

"I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me!" she said. "But if you don't want to even see me -- that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!"

Here's a thought, Jess. If you want to be taken seriously for movies, don't do topless scenes for films that go straight to DVD. In terms of career moves, that's somewhere between death and porn. At least in porn you get to use a fake name.