No one thinks that their parents are cool, which sucks for Sasha and Malia Obama, since their dad is pretty awesome. He's one of those parents who knows that he's going to embarrass his kids and understands there's nothing he can do about it, especially when he's the freakin' President.

"Now, I worry about them when they're teenagers where, you know, you're already embarrassed about your parents and even more embarrassed on TV all the time," Barack told Newsweek.

Embarrassment isn't his number one issue, though. Like all fathers of daughters, Barack isn't thrilled about this "dating" thing that keep coming up.

"Dating I think will be an issue because I have men with guns surrounding them at all times," Barack said, laughing, "which I'm perfectly happy with, but they may feel differently about it."

I don't know what he has to worry about. From all the movies and West Wing I've seen, the girls won't have time to date since they'll constantly be getting kidnapped. I hope Barack has them enrolled in ninja school, they'll need those skills when the Russians attack. You think the cold war is over? YOU THINK WRONG!