Jennifer Aniston was talking to USA Today about her new movie Management. Somehow, the topic of her worst breakup came up. If I had to guess how, I'd say that Jen wore a big neon sign that flashed: "I'M SINGLE. I'M DESPERATE. TALK TO ME ABOUT IT!"

"I broke up with a guy and he tried to get back together with me by bringing his mother to a restaurant I worked at and getting down on one knee in the middle of the restaurant," Jen said. "The whole restaurant started applauding. And I was like, 'Get up!' It was horrible."

After getting dumped by Brad Pitt and John Mayer, it sounds like Jennifer is now hiding that she's sad about missing a 'sure thing.' Don't worry, I'm sure that guy would take you back. As long as he didn't see Along Came Polly, you should be fine.