Carey Hart, you poor poor bastard. The motorcycle racer broke up with, but not divorced his wife Pink in 2007. Now, he's back with her. In between that, though, she wrote a whole album about what an ass he is. She still singing those songs in concert and thinks it's cute when he's in the audience to hear them.

Currently on an international tour, the performer said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that "it's funny now" to sing songs -- such as her hit single, "So What" -- about her ex now that they're back together.

"Because he's in the audience, so when I sing, 'He's a tool,' now that's my favorite line," she said. "(I'm like,) 'Hi honey, that's you.'" (US Magazine)

Yeah, Pink sounds like a real loving wife. Maybe not such a good move getting back with her, Carey. I'll blame it on too much ingested motorcycle exhaust and one too many crashes to the head. Otherwise I'd have to say he's pussy-whipped, and I'm not ready to make that claim about an X Games star... not yet.