Ashley Olsen may be hot, but it's hard to tell when she's wearing a brown wig, my grandmother's underwear and is giving the camera bug-eyes. She's doing a photo spread in V Man magazine to promote the launch of The Row's fall menswear line. She designed the brand with her sister, Mary-Kate. That's great and all, but seriously, give my grandmother back her bra - she's getting cold, and no one wants to see that.