Twitter is good for a lot of things, but I love it best when used to mock celebrities. Today doesn't count, since Khloe Kardashian is a leach off her sister's popularity and isn't actually famous, but I'll laugh at her anyway. The fat(ter) Kardashian posted a picture of herself as a mermaid, and I guess it's one of many to come.

"I'm at a photoshoot today with my mom and sisters! We are going to be mermaids today!!!!," she wrote.

She doesn't give a reason why they're dressed this way, other than they're all four-and-a-half-years-old.

"Photo shoot with sisters and mom. We r mermaids today! My hair is down to my butt and kims is basically to the floor!" Klohe wrote. "Dress up time is fun!"

Oh, if only the Kardashians were actually fictional creatures. Maybe if I squeeze my eyes real tight and pray, it will happen. Anything? Darn.