It's no secret that I hate Spencer Pratt. It's no secret that the world hates Spencer Pratt. The only one who may be surprised by this would be, Spencer Pratt. But just when you thought you couldn't hate him anymore... he puts out a rap song.

"First I took over TV, the tabloids and the internet -- now I'm going after the airwaves," Spencer told Usmagazine.com. "Nothing can stop 'The Great White.'"

For those not getting it, his stage name is The Great White. I want to believe it's ironic, but sadly, I know it's not. His song is called "I'm a Celebrity." Spencer released it on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show yesterday. If you want to torture yourself, you can listen to it HERE.

Holy hell, that's terrible. I'm surprised even wife Heidi Montag likes it, but I guess if she's going to marry an idiot, she's not go to be surprised when he acts like one.

"Spencer Pratt is amazing," she said. "I'd love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps -- he does everything."

Spencer put out the single for his upcoming appearence on "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!" I know this because he repeats those words over and over, just to prove some sort of terrible point. Other lyrics on the song:

"Baby I get paid...I've been around the world, but I'm still not finished yet... first Tweet of the day, I put my swag on... I'm in the limelight and I love it like my wife."

Oh god, I think my ears are bleeding. No, I think that's my brain literally melting. *BANGING. HEAD. AGAINST. WALL!*