I think fat Jessica Simpson has been called "a whale" one too many times. Over the weekened, she ran off to SeaWorld be with her own kind. Jessica performed at the one in San Antonio, Texas on Saturday.

"Going on stage now," Jessica wrote on her Twitter page before performing. "Get ready for greatness, Shamu."

The singer decided her audience needed to vomit and "sea food", so she wore tiny Daisy Duke denim short shorts. When she was done, Jessica went back to Twitter to be even crazier than normal.

"Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale!" she said.

I guess this all makes sense. When people want to see blubber, they do go to SeaWorld! *Rim Shot*