For the three of you not watching American Idol, Adam Lambert is a 27-year-old singer who's probably going to win this season's show. Unexplainably, people love his ridiculous The Cure-wannabe-haircut and his use of eyeshadow. Oh yeah, that's sexy. This devotion was proven last week when Adam performed at his old high school. A crazy (and by crazy, we mean crazy hot) fan rushed the stage in only her bra. Too bad Adam is flaming gay or he might have enjoyed it. The dude did take it the whole thing in stride and even gave her a shout out before finishing his performance. Enjoy this fame while you can, Adam, because as soon as Idol's over, you're forgotten. Seriously, remember Idol: Season 3 winner Fantasia Barrino? Yeah, me neither.