I don't want to ruin any late night fantasies, but when she was little, Beyonce was apparently ugly and chubby. It was so bad that she needed her whole family to get pants on.

“Of course I’ve had an ugly period. When I was around 10 or 11, my mother gave me this really ugly haircut and I was really, really chubby," Beyonce said. "So chubby that my family used to all lay me down flat so they could zip up my jeans. It took four of them and I would lie there on the bed while they all got to it.” (MSN)

Beyonce also thought she'd never find a man, much less someone to put a ring on it.

“There were certain moments when I was 18 and would look out of the window and see girls going to parties with their boyfriends and think, ‘How am I ever going to meet anybody?’ I couldn’t just go on a date and nobody was going to ask me out," she said. "I was working too hard and not exposed to people my own age so I didn't know how I was going to meet them."

Wouldn't it be great if the world actually worked like this. We all have our awkward adolescence phase but then suddenly blossom into supreme hot. Stupid Beyonce, giving me hope that I'll change from a horrible caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly. My mom says I'm handsome, that means something, right? Right?