Earth to Chris Pine, you're a geek. The new Captain Kirk from Star Trek was interviewed by Billy Bush and admitted he was looking for love. Only he said it in the stupidest way possible. It even made me cringe, and I speak nerd in 12 different languages.

"I haven't set my phasers on anyone. I'm a single man. I'm a dating man," Chris told Billy when asked about his relationship status. "I always love the company of a fine intelligent woman, so we'll see what happens."

I bet Chris insufferably talks like this all the time, especially when he's with women. He's all, "Oh yeah baby, my sensors say you're hot. Let's boldly go to bed together. I'll beam up what's in my pants and fly you to pleasure world. Don't worry, I'll use protection, and just like a Klingon, it's ribbed for your pleasure..." And somehow, he'll still get more tail than me. *sigh*