Just when you think you know a person. It was revealed last week that Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick are having twins through a surrogate mother. Yesterday, Star Magazine revealed that woman is 26-year-old Michelle Ross, and she's kind of a wild one. Michelle apparently is openly bisexual and even has a tattoo on her wrist to prove it. That's only the beginning...

"I have had pink hair and tattoos and spiked collars," Michelle said to the magazine. "My favorite shoes are five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front."

If this was a surrogate to, say, Angelina Jolie, I'd be all, "Right on! I bet they're going to have a nice threeway with Brad," but Sarah Jessica Parker? This was the one she chose to carry her babies? Seriously Sarah, I'd be careful, an S&M dungeon is no place to grow a kid. It's dirty, dark and the other people might confuse labor pains with Michelle asking to be spanked again. They really don't stop until you use that safeword, believe me.