Here's a weird story that's circumnavigating it's way around the world wide web. I guess Kiefer Sutherland was upset about something Brooke Shields had/has not done, so he attacked designer Jack McCollough... WITH HIS FACE!

(This weekend), the biggest event of the NYC social calendar, the MET Ball (was held) but the REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose… Mary-Kate Olsen, and Kirsten Dunst were looking on... the actor apparently was upset over Brooke Shields. (guestofaguest.com)

That all sounds kind of insane. I'm sure the truth of the situation will come out soon. Still, it's awesome to think about. I would pay good money to see Kiefer Sutherland head-butt a dude, whether he deserved it or not. Hell, I'd pay good money to BE headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland. That's a story you would one day tell your grandchildren.