Shia LaBeouf was interviewed by Playboy Magazine and was really open. Like, more than I ever needed to know about him. He talked about growing up and working on Disney Channel's Even Stevens. There, he revealed his true side:

"I would do insane things," he said. "We'd be working on scenes... and we'd decide, 'Hey, let's strip down to our bare asses and streak down the hallway.' Somewhere in the Disney vaults there's video footage with my penis on it."

Shia then talked about the drunken car accident that permanently messed up his hand. He explained how he regrets the whole thing. By that, I mean he bragged about escaping jail time.

"I had a whiskey and three beers," he said. "I'm not going to start speaking on law stuff now and corner myself, but the fact that I ever got into the car was a mistake."

The Los Angeles District Attorney's office announced last September that there was "insufficient evidence" to charge the actor with drunk driving, although his license was suspended. Now Shia said he's trying to get better. Somehow, though, it still sounds like he's laughing at the police.

"I'm in AA now, too," he continued. "I've had drinks, but it has been a leveling-out process. Am I an alcoholic? I may not be. I don't know. But I also know that in the situation I'm in, with temptations what they are, I have no room for alcohol in my life."

You know, except when he wants to get drunk, then there's plenty of room for booze. Dude, the first step of AA is admitting you're an alcoholic - you can't really go anywhere in the program without doing that. So, clearly AA's not working for Shia. Luckily, he didn't say anything else that shows how little respect he has for the law...

"I like pot," Shia said. "I grew up with a bunch of hippies, and marijuana was always around. It has never been a monster for me."

Keep an eye out for this headline coming soon: "Police Tase Hollywood Star Shia LaBeouf. He Cries."