Between Heidi and Spencer, it's clear that Heidi got the looks. Also the brains for that matter. Of course, that really doesn't say much since she's a vapid ugly whore - and I guess Playboy is into that. Life & Style is revealing that Heidi may pose nude for the magazine... God help us all.

"She wants to do it," an insider confirmed. "It's just a matter of working out the details."

Life & Style says that Spencer is encouraging her to do it and is negotiating a $500,000 deal. Sure, because it's every guy's dream to have 12-year-olds jerking it to his wife. I guarantee this is a rumor made up by Spencer so Heidi can come out and say, "Oh no, that's ridiculous. I wouldn't do that, I have standards." But the fact that everyone's immediate reaction to the news is, "ew," and not "it's fake," really means that no, Heidi, you don't.