The only way this photo of Scarlett Johansson could be any sexier is if she took the bottle from the top. It's obviously an outtake from her ad campaign for Moet & Chandon, which you may recall was full of equally phallic (or climatic) imagery. Advertising is awesome.

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her curvy body - Celebrity Odor

Two kids run around the base paths and have a collision at home plate - Online Sports Report

With swine flu spreading like wild fire, turn to Hollywood and Outbreak - Holy Taco

Kelly McGillis from Top Gun is a lesbian now - WWTDD.com

Vanessa Hudgens shows up to an event in West Hollywood looking hot - Popoholic

Diora Baird is looking pretty good in the latest issue of FHM - Egotastic!

This is the most honest wedding cake of all time - FunnyHub.com

Thief uses a garbage truck as a getaway vehicle - Asylum.com

Bar Rafaeli does something and looks good doing it - On 205th Magazine

Paris Hilton's purse strap makes photo captioning easy - The Superficial