Holy crap, this Miss California story keeps getting crazier. It turns out that while Carrie Prejean disapproves of changing marriage laws, she has no problem changing her body - more importantly, her boobs. Shana Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, told Billy Bush that the group paid for Carrie's breast implants weeks before she competed in Miss America.

"It was something that we all spoke about together," Shana said. "It was an option and she wanted it. And we supported that decision."

Shana, a former Miss America, defended the organization's decision to pay for surgery.

"Breast implants in pageants is not a rarity. It's definitely not taboo. It's very common. Breast implants today among young women today is very common. I don't personally have them, but you know -- they are," she added.

But none of that matters now, since Carrie's apparently gone AWOL. After the anti-gay media frenzy, Carrie's been avoiding her Miss California bosses and ignoring her responsibilities as a pageant winner. It's gotten to the point where the girl might have to be dethroned.

"I don't want to fire Carrie. I want her to use her platform, because this is her platform, I didn't know she was this passionate about (being against gay marriage) ... I'm glad I know now and I support and will help her, but..." Shana trailed off.

Billy then took over, asking, "Since you can't communicate, when do you say, 'Alright, come back and follow the Miss California itinerary and get on board or we're going to fire you?'"

"I guess we're all going to have to wait and see how that plays out because I don't have the answers for that," Shana said.

Of course, Shana doesn't really mean a word of that "support her" crap, since she's doing a major pro-gay rights ad that is coming out soon, according to US Magazine. It's basically a big neon-flashing-sign that says, "Not all girls from California are backwards thinking idiots."

Wow, OK, to sum up: a California girl does what it takes to win a major pageant and gets breast implants. Only, after speaking her mind, she finds the organization who once backed her has now turned their back on her instead. Now the girl's confused and alone and doesn't know where to turn ... Hold on, are you sure this is real life? It sounds like a terrible Lifetime movie. Seriously, a bag of popcorn and a few tears and this sums up my mother's Saturday night entertainment. Gross. Bigger boobs are awesome though.