Ashlee Simpson was photographed with her absurdly-named baby, Bronx Mowgli. Now that the kid is several months old, I'm sure Pete Wentz is starting to get suspicious and wondering if he's really the father. "But Ashlee, WHERE are his emo bangs?! This can't be right!" Maybe that's why Pete has been busy partying with strippers in Las Vegas instead of changing diapers. That or he was scared away by Ashlee's severely misguided taste in hats.