I hate to post about Heidi and Spencer two days in a row, but this one is too crazy to pass up. Apparently, on their wedding night, Heidi performed one of her songs to get Spencer in the mood. For most guys that would permanently kill an erection, but some people do have weird turn-ons.

"The song that Heidi wrote and recorded for me as a wedding gift (is) called 'Sex Ed,'" Spencer said. "She had little outfits and everything and fireworks and sparklers, and it was pretty much the wildest thing since that earthquake (in Mexico) yesterday." (Access Hollywood)

Then after the uber-erotic one-woman performance, they've either been having a ton of sex or helping to save the world. It's kind of hard to tell.

"It is so heated up you can't even believe it...I'm loving every second of it," Heidi said. Spender then replied, "That's how we do it. Speidi is one. It's like Captain Planet, forces combine. Once we tied the knot, our juice it's just like, nuclear."

Oh god no, every time I think of Captain Planet, I'm now going to think of Spencer and Heidi's juices! Thanks douches, you've ruined the 90's for me.