Anna Kournikova was playing tennis for a change and had the courtesy to remind us why we miss her so much. Click the photo to the right for the larger version, because you know you want to guys.

Now a question for the ladies. Don't you just hate it when your man attempts to initiate sex, you turn him down because you're not in the mood, and then he goes and urinates on your dog in revenge? Oh, this isn't normal behavior you say?

College Humor presents Governing Bodies, in which girls basically endorse Obama or McCain using a pen and parts of their bodies (i.e. mostly breasts).

Good luck ever topping this photo of John McCain, Sarah Palin, and a well placed microphone combined with some good photographic timing.

I was part way through a post about the media's coverage of Jennifer Hudson's family being killed when I came across the much funnier and shockingly true agenda response posted over at Gawker.

My Name is Earl star Nadine Velazquez sizzles in Loaded. She's been all over the place lately - is she in a movie I didn't hear about?

Paris Hilton is getting paid a lot less for showing up to events. It could be the economy, or maybe club owners are finally realizing that whore isn't worth the money.

Nothing but good wholesome fun playing the Celebrity Ass Detective game.