Rihanna wants police to return the precious mementos they took on the night she was beaten up, so she can remember the experience fondly now that she's back with Chris Brown.

According to a motion filed Tuesday by the singer's attorney, Donald Etra, police seized $1.4 million worth of jewlery, including a pair of earrings and three rings, after she was attacked on Feb. 8. Donald said that the "bling" was on loan and the four companies want their items back, according to the Associated Press.

I can't even imagine what $1.4 million of jewelry looks like, but it sounds very impressive. It certainly tops my decked-out experience of going to the clubs and flashing my $35 Casio watch. The girls may laugh, but does a Rolex have an easily accessed clock combined with a calculator? I don't think so.