Remember back when Britney Spears was really hot and everyone fantasized about getting her into bed? Turns out that dream is actually a nightmare - an awkward, creepy, nightmare where Britney gropes and grabs and presses and kills sex for everyone. She simulates the act - in the air no less - on stage during her Circus Tour. Someone happened to catch a particularly hilarious night when it was so bad her hair extensions fell out, because as we all know, the only thing more attractive than crazy Britney is bald crazy Britney. I've included some photos for a nice trip down memory lane...