What does Lady GaGa do? Someone told me she's a singer, but that can't be right. If she was, I would have heard her sing instead of always seeing pictures of her walking around being weird. I can't decide which part of her outfit confuses me more: the boots a hooker wouldn't wear, the hat you could serve appetizers off of, the deflated tire around her waste, or the dude with the bow-tie standing awkwardly behind her?

Between this and last week's nipple tape incident, Lady GaGa has officially tossed her large goofy hat in the ring alongside Heidi Montag and Lindsay Lohan for Miss Attention Whore 2009 (don't worry ladies, there will be no questions involving gay marriage at this pageant).